Portland Oregon August 7, 2016 - Photos and Diary - Portland Highlights

Been here in Portland for several days. Here is a smattering of the many photos I took.

Southeast Portland isn't the best parts of the city to visit, but you definitely see the real side where residents are poor and many can't afford to even rent a bedroom. 

East Portland on the other hand is a community in constant intensification due  to the gentrification here. Vacant and underused lots are redeveloped for multiple dwellings. Sometimes, not everyone is on board with this change. Some are vocal than others. 

However, redevelopment can take the form of adaptive reuse. This historic building is used for commercial uses with a hair salon, office, and an art gallery on the ground floor. 

In order to beautify the community public art is becoming more prevalent. At OHSU, an art installation brightens the sterile landscape. 

New development especially in and around downtown Portland have resulted in an increase in housing supply. Sadly it is housing supply for the wealthy. These new condominium buildings are a new generation of residential buildings that have been built in the past two years. 

Portland Oregon August 8 2016 - Welcome to the West Coast

It has been a while since I was in Portland, four years ago to be exact. Things were very different back then when the city's struggling housing market was barely able to sell excess inventory of foreclosed homes from the Great Recession. However, four years later, the city today is struggling to keep the housing market from heating up too quickly. Over the past few months reports show the city is now seeing double digit percent year over year increases in housing prices. 

So why is Portland so red hot? Are people really moving into the city? As I steped off the plane a few days ago and into the Portland International Airport (IATA Code: PDX), the reasons seem apparent. The airport is the face tourists see when they first arrive at a city. One of the top travel magazines recently awarded Portland International Airport the top airport in the US due to its use-friendliness, efficiency, and widen open spaces. 

Looking out the huge window in the atrium, the Columbia River proudly meanders towards the Pacific. Yes folks this is the Pacific Northwest. A land of rugged landscape and Douglas firs. A place where people are more laid back. Walking over to the parking lot the Douglas firs are everywhere even here, but on license plates. This damn tree is so prominent it also grows in many back yards, even in the suburbs. The next few days will be spent absorbing this laid back culture called "Portlandia". 

Portland Oregon a Model City for Urban Planners?

Portland has been near and dear to my heart in many ways. I have numerous friends developed over the years and I have come to appreciate their laid back way of life and the fortunate opportunity to live in such a great small city. To us urban planners and urbanists, Portland has also been seen as a model city where they have done things right for decades. From the tearing down of a highway in the 1970s, to the creation of great public spaces, to having one of the most progressive urban growth management strategy anywhere in this continent, to a transit system that increasingly is putting older, more established ones to shame (think the Toronto Transit Commission - TTC). 

I will be visiting Portland for my fifth time in eight years, and I will be posting stuff here and on Twitter. I will be posting to the good, the bad, and the ugly with no bias. I will also have an urban planning friend come as well so we will both be able to share our experience, one who has been to Portland numerous times, and one who is a newbie and never been to Portland. Starting on August 6 come with me and go on a journey and see what Portland Oregon is all about.

Independent Restaurants as a Sign of a Growing Local Economy

On July 23, 2016 I got to host a small but intimate group of Instagrammers from Toronto on a tour of downtown Hamilton in search for some amazing local food. It was my first time hosting an Instagram event and was fun. With a combined total of almost 5,000 followers it was a great way to spread the word about Hamilton's fast growing independent restaurant industry. Which got me thinking about how the local food scene really started here. It wasn't long ago when the city was considered the "armpit" of Ontario with the numerous steel mills and chemical plants belching out tonnes of emissions into the atmosphere. But now most of that are gone leaving the city the ability to finally fulfill its destiny with a more diverse economy. 

Hamilton, especially in the lower city, is blessed yet cursed from a food problem. It has very few food stores that sells fresh produce like fruits and vegetables. However, it has a lot of fast food joints selling stuff that really cannot be consumed on a daily basis. I am not exactly sure when the local restaurant scene really started to explode, but there was certainly a few factors.

Firstly, Hamilton can be regarded as a "black hole" of franchised establishments. Other than Tim Hortons (which had its first store here) there literally had no large and well known restaurant chains in downtown Hamilton. If you wanted to eat at Milestones, Kelsey's, Boston Pizza, and other restaurants, you would have to go to the suburbs like Ancaster and Stoney Creek. So without the fierce competition from the big chains, the local restaurant scene was able to slowly foster their skills in the kitchen and the business.

Secondly, with the changing local economy from a manufacturing to service one, Hamilton has shifted gears and start opening their own business. With some skills holding a butcher knife and some sense of balancing the books, many started opening up not only restaurants, but other retail stores too. Eventually, dowdy streets like James Street North, Dundurn Street, Locke Street, and Barton Street are being revitalized in some fashion. People don't wait for the next Stelco to open. With some assistance from various levels of government, they opened their own shops. They ain't wealthy but it creates a sense of self worth and community. 

This growth in the local restaurant industry continues to expand in some of the established commercial streets, but over the next several years it will expand elsewhere as new entrepreneurs look for cheaper rent. Before you know it, I'll be doing more foodie tours and explore more places to eat in Hamilton.

Success of a Suburban Downtown

The Greater Toronto Area is generally identified as a polycentric urban area with a central core and smaller suburban downtowns. Downtowns in Oshawa, Hamilton, and Burlington were created within the urban fabric over time much like Downtown Toronto. Others such as Mississauga, Vaughan, and Markham have been artificially created on greenfield sites. The success of suburban downtowns are very subjective and each are successful in their own ways. In this article it is opinionated that one of the most successful greenfield downtowns is in Mississauga, which for decades have attracted office and residential towers prior to the recession of the 1990s, and today the thousands of new residents that make downtown Mississauga their home. There are a few reasons why downtown Mississauga is so successful:

• Square One: Most Torontonians have probably heard of this gigantic mall and may have even been to it. It is this mall that have made Mississauga the stereotype it is today; a suburban lifestyle unmatched anywhere. Little can be introduced about how it has shaped the downtown as a destination. True, without it, downtown Mississauga would not successful as it is now. Like other malls in the GTAH, Square One has seen a renaissance through numerous expansions to its building footprint, and increased its relevance with high class shopping. Where in the world can you have a Walmart and a Holt Renfrew in one mall? Probably nowhere. And even today, most visit downtown not to work or visit a resident, but to shop.
• Transit Hub: Mississauga's transit system is best described as a "spoke and hub" where the system's busiest bus routes end up at the MiWayBus Terminal located just north of Square One, and has been bursting at the seams for quite some time. Poor riders have no choice but to be forced to ride the bus to Square One only to transfer to another bus to the destination. Add to the madness, the Square One GO Bus Terminal is a short walking distance from the municipal bus terminal. With the new GO Bus Terminal building opened earlier in 2016, it will surely be well used as this is the second busiest bus terminal in the system after Union Station with 20,000 daily passengers. The synergies are incredible since the two bus terminals are essentially in the same location. Add to the large number of residents who have moved into the downtown area in recent years, you can only imagine the increase in ridership.
• Celebration Square: Located right in front of City Hall and atop an underground parking garage, this may be considered one of the most successful public squares in the 905 area. Built in 2011 as a result of the Infrastructure Stimulus Fund (ISF) by the Federal Government to spend out of the 2009 Great Recession for $40 million, the square has been a tad pricey but the result has been worth it. With events happening every weekend including ethnic celebrations and movie nights, this public square has been a place of activity. The City of Mississauga has a website devoted to a schedule of events (see link HERE). With a large television screen, it has broadcasted live the World Cup in 2014 and the Eurocup in 2016. This public square has no doubt brought people together and created friendships and a close-knit community. 
• Sheridan College: With its main campus in Oakville, Sheridan College in Fall 2014 opened its Mississauga located across the street from Square One. Taking up a city block, it has defined the area as a source of higher education. Although not as large as other university campuses, it still is home to thousands of students. With Phase II of the development set to open in Fall 2016, the campus will take up another block.This will no doubt contribute to the hustle of activity during the day when most residents have rush to work, contributing to the overall pedestrian activity of the area. 
• Condo Development: There has been a plethora of condominium development blossoming in the area since 2000, creating a new vertical community. There may be too much of a good thing, as now some roads are congested as they are unable to expand anymore while at the same hundreds move in every time a new building is registered. Furthermore, this condo boom has reduced the number of vacant land appropriate for office buildings. Sure the demand isn't there, but there still have to be important landmark locations for employment. But the benefits still outweigh the lost opportunities (at this time). The skyline is impressive with dozens of buildings over 30 storeys. Some landmarks such as the Marilyn Munroe towers, are now synonymous with Downtown Mississauga.

The success in Mississauga will not be the same in Vaughan, where they are realizing their dream of a corporate centre as the subway system will be extended there in the future. Or Markham, where they have been working with a prominent developer in seeing their dream turn to reality. But an inspiration it is to create a unique community that thousands call home.

Pokemon Go Increases Social Interaction?

Like millions of others who have been sucked into this whole Pokemon Go craze, I too have had the opportunity to experience the thrill of being a Pokemon trainer and catching those little creatures myself. But as I wander aimlessly around my home trying to look for Pokestops, I thought of something quite substantial. 

Video games have generally been known to contribute to a generation (or two) of sedentary children who would rather engage in first person shooting games or watch their favourite movie than go outside and play ball hockey. Although there have been a few video games that have encouraged active living, the vast majority requires the gamer to sit still and watch the screen. So when I wandered around my neighbourhood on one fine Sunday evening with my Pokemon Go on the phone screen, I was astonished to see dozens of young adults walking around. Most were centred around a community park that on a regular day saw the odd dog walker and children playing by the bronze sculpture. Granted, they were looking at their phone screens to see if any Pokemon would show up, but its a good first step nonetheless. The game, even in its infancy at the time of writing, has achieved the following benefits from an urban planning perspective:

• The game has forced the player to leave the house and walk around the neighbourhood and extend beyond that to the city. Without leaving the house you can't really go far with the game because you will run out of Pokeballs to catch wild Pokemons. Furthermore, your ability to battle is non-existent if you don't walk to a nearby gym.
• The game has allowed players to visit Pokestops, which are real life landmarks such as public art, historic buildings, gathering places, and memorial sites. For better or for worse, it has educated players on little tidbits of their city. 
• The game has allowed opportunities for complete strangers to interact with one another. Since everyone is playing the same game, people are comparing notes, tips and tricks, and showing off the Pokemon with the highest combat power or hit points. Over time, friendships emerge out of these social interactions. 
• The game, because it has forced so many people to leave the house and go for a walk, enforces the idea of "eyes on the street" where in certain areas there are so many people, that surveillance has increased safety and security. 

Whether these benefits have outweighed any costs as broadcasted over the media recently, time will tell whether this game will have any lasting effects on the population as a whole. Fad it might be now, so we might as well enjoy the sudden liveliness it has created in our communities.

Revamped!

I have been on this blog for many years, posting tidbits of my life. But as I contemplate what to do about this precious digital space for a few years, I have finally been able to find the inspiration and do a clean sweep of this site and start new. 

This site will be devoted to one of my passions, and that is urbanism. Sure anyone can be an urbanist. Wasn't Jane Jacob one? Or maybe Richard Florida? Or what about James Howard Kunstler? The most important link amongst all of the urbanists are their passion in making urban spaces better places for all. Whether its supporting the opening of a corner store in every neighbourhood, or building a new community that is walkable and organic. 

This site will be devoted to that very topic and through the lens of an urban planner (yes a real one and not someone who pretends to be on by playing SimCity all day) going through a journey of discovery and exploration. Follow me and hope you will learn something new with each post. 

Cheers
Village Mayor

Battle between Toronto's TTC and Hong Kong's MTR...: PRESTO Card versus Octopus Card

Public transportation isn't what it used to be. As recent as 15 years ago, tokens, exact change, and paper tickets were the only form of payment was low tech but prone to counterfeits. Then, monthly passes with magnetic strips much like a credit card, was the solution to a quick and easy entrance to the subway station, but required new cards every month. 

Today, it is the contact-less store valued smart card, which can be used not only used as a form of payment in transit systems, but also forms other uses such as the storing of personal data and an implementation tool to a cashless society. Increasingly, the smart card is being introduced to major transit systems around the world, with Asian countries as the early adopters, with transit systems in North America much slower to adopt.

In general all contact-less cards functions the same way. The card has a chip embedded inside molded plastic that stores all of the information such as the remaining balance. The card reader on a turnstile deducts the fare payment to which the point of sale is made and the turnstile opens. The card can be coded to deduct the balance based on the fare payment structure of that transit system.

Some cards can do more than pay for the bus fare, to which the overall function of the card can be endless. In some systems, the card can also be used as a form of payment in restaurants, retail stores, and even as a key fob in offices and condos.

Now that we have a very basic introduction of the smart cards, we can now commence on the second in a series of discussions between the TTC and MTR transit systems, and we will debate the PRESTO card versus the Octopus Card.

Round Two: Smart Cards

Hong Kong - Octopus Card:
Hong Kong has always been regarded as a leader in personal technology for many decades, including one of the first jurisdictions to introduce such smart cards. Launched in September 1997, the card replaced the flimsy magnetic strip cards that were commonly used in the MTR. Since its inception almost more than 15 years ago, 95% of the population uses the Octupus card on a regular basis. 

The Octopus card has increased in popularity, and has in general benefitted the greater society for the following reasons:

1. As Hong Kong's transit system consists of up to 13 major private companies (some, such as the MTR and KMB, are listed in the Hang Seng Index, the card has created a uniform method of payment, eliminating the need to carry multiple cards or loose change when you transfer from one system to another. Also, any discounts that are available (ie early bird or multiple same day trips) are automatically deducted when using the card. 

2. The card has in general improved the transit experience. With one of the highest population densities and transit usage in the world, quick entry and exit through the system is vital to avoid crush loads at the points of entry. Furthermore, as a society where speed and quickness is expected, the easier it is to use the transit system, the better it is through a customer service point of view. The Octopus card has certainly facilitated this change over the years as a system that is easy to use, and quick to implement.

3. Initially the Octopus Card was used only for the mass transit systems in the city. Subsequently, retailers and restaurants eventually saw the benefits of accepting the cards as a form of payment. They saw how convenient it was to tap the card on a reader for payment, without the need for change or credit/debit (credit card and debit card use in Hong Kong is surprisingly low compared to other societies). Today, it is accepted in convenience stores such as 7-11 and Circle-K, retailers such as Bossini, and restaurants such as Cafe de Coral. The Octopus card is so convenient, that it has truly simplified purchase transaction on the most basic level.

Toronto - PRESTO Card:
In recent years, Metrolinx, the arms-length regional agency devoted to regional mass transit planning for the Greater Golden Horseshoe, slowly introduced its very own version of the contact-less store valued smart card. Due to the large number of public transit agencies, whom many were in not entirely in favour of the program, its rollout was slow and tedious, and certainly not without glitches. Although the card was vigorously tested by its consultants, technical glitches happened often when it was released to the public. Today, it is a much more stable system and is increasingly being used. However, as most of the trips made within the GTA and Hamilton is by car, the card's staying power would be limited to a select few hard core transit users.  A family of four who uses the TTC a few times a year, would see no use of the card.

The Presto Card has only started to become known to some commuters, and some benefits are being seen:

1. In order to entice commuters, GO Transit, one of the main proponents of the card, has slowly introduced the card with added discounts to entice commuters, but also eliminate once used paper tickets. Card readers are slowly being installed in many of the transit systems such as Mississauga Transit and TTC (limited subway stations only).

2. In order to preserve customer privacy and to ensure that all transactions and remaining balances are kept, users can register their card online. If there is a discrepancy with the transaction, or if the card is stolen, all of the data can be retrieved, and the card replaced.

The overall acceptance of the PRESTO Card by the general public remains to be seen, since complete rollout of the system has been painstakingly slow. Furthermore, retail and corporate partners to entice future expansion of its usage is non-existent at the present time. It would appear that the main concern now is universal usage of the card on all transit systems in the GTA and Hamilton.

Winner:
This one is hard to gauge since the two systems were introduced at different times, and has had different levels of maturity. For example, Octopus Card was introduced almost 25 years ago and in that period of time, there has been an expansion to its partnership with retailers and restaurants. Its wide usage is also a result of time and proveness of its convenience. 

On the other hand,the PRESTO Card was introduced within the past few years, albeit in a very slow rollout to the general public. The card was not widely accepted by commuters and even public transit, which on the outset, had hurt its reputation. However a few years in and the card increasingly it is being used, but its expansion of partnering with retailers is untested, and there does not seem to be a rush to find new partners. But with so few commuters using it, it is unlikely that any partnering with retailers would be profitable.

As a result, we have to say the Octopus Card wins hands down for its convenience, wide usage by the population, and its usefulness as a method of payment with partnering retailers and restaurants.

Winter 2013-2014: Mother Nature Fury

So as we finally get on with the 2014 growing season, we look back at what was probably the most brutal winter this generation has ever experienced in Toronto. Stretching from Manitoba all the way to Newfoundland, and south into Florida, we became familiar with meteorological terms such as the "polar vortex". And a vortex it was. The weather pattern was surprisingly consistent throughout the season, with days that were above freezing can be counted with one hand. And consistent it was, with day after day of temperatures reaching -25C at night, and -15C during the day. It wasn't necessarily the snow that was bad (just by observation alone, there was probably less snow that fell) but it was the persistent cold that prevented the snow from melting. 

The first storm of the season was earlier than normal. A storm hit December 14, when more than a foot of snow blanketed the area. Anywhere west of the Credit River basically saw 30+ cm, and east of that saw much less. Areas to the south saw a mix of precipitation.

The climax was, of course, the December ice storm, that crippled the entire region in about 2.5 cm (no not mm, but cm) of ice accretion. Likely one of the worst ice storms to have ever hit the city in generations (see a pattern here?), it literally caused damage and destruction to hundreds of thousands of trees in Southern Ontario. Thousands of people lost power in a large swath of area, with some unable to get their power back for weeks. For many, it was a very depressing Christmas Day. For others, we were blessed that we had power, and unspoiled Christmas dinners. 

The photos below show the power of ice (other photos were also posted the day of the ice storm as well). Such a simple beauty to view, but the dangers of it is real. We had so much ice that you could literally slide on the sidewalk. The trees were covered in so much ice, that when the wind gently blows, there is a odd silence in the air, but the creaking and breaking of ice on the trees are the only things you here. It took me an hour to break off all the ice on the car windows, and another hour scraping the ice off the driveway. And there was no choice. If you didn't do it that day, the ice will stick for the rest of the season, and many were punished for being lazy. 

First day of Winter and we get...

Today is the first day of winter, my favourite season. However, the introduction was more of a icy mess when 24 mm of ice fell beginning saturday noon and persisted well into sunday morning. The ice was so thick that it coated everything visible. Sidewalks, snow, trees, and cars. Not even the poor garden gnomes were spared. Below are some pics taken right after the last of the freezing rain fell.

Myth of Pedestianism in Hong Kong

There is the belief that here in Hong Kong, or Asian cities in general, pedestrians reign supreme, and that the personal vehicle takes a back seat. Besides, it's Asia, where the average population density is higher than most downtown core in Europe and North America. So why is it that traversing in Hong Kong by foot is more than just a walk in the park? The picture below says it all. It is the pedestrians that have to look out for cars, not the other way around. This mentality would be a North American or European driver's paradise. 

After being here for several days and casually observing the behaviour of motor vehicle drivers, delivery cyclists, and pedestrians, I have been able to draw a few observations and some food for thought. This entry will also attempt to explain why things are the way they are, and conclude with some final analysis. This is in no way a planning research paper, however, it would be a great topic of discussion amongst urbanists, architects, social advocates, transportation planners, and land use planners alike. 

Hong Kong is a city in constant flux. It never sleeps. It never takes a break. Under the hustle and bustle of the concrete canyon below is a transportation network that functions, albeit in the most un-Asian-like way. I have always come to known as Hong Kong as a pedestrian unfriendly city despite its wide sidewalks (although old parts of town may have sidewalks about 0.5 metres in width, newer standards are probably up to three metres) and attractive surface materials with visual impairment aids. So lets take a walking tour in town that I did while on my trip. The map below shows the numerous windy roads of various inportance, and grey lines to which appears to be pedestrian linkages. 

A bit of context. Connaught Road (the main road in yellow) is a six-lane limited access highway that runs right in the middle of Central and links with Wan Chai and beyond. North of Connaught Road is an area of transition. Years of land reclamation and the redevelopment of government land have resulted in new infrastructure being built. If you compared this from as recently as 2010, you would have noticed a stark contrast. This is how fast Hong Kong moves. 

My goal is to walk from Statue Square, to City Gallery. From the map it would appear that I would have to walk from the square and cross the Chater Road north of the square, and across Connaught Road, and finally to the memorial garden. Not so apparently. I had to walk back into the subway station and through one of the numerous pedestrian tunnels that gets me to the AIA Central office tower. 

After five minutes of walking, I finally found my exit, identified as J3 on the map near the Hong Kong Club Building. From then on I walked on the north side of Chater Road and passed the AIA Central building and into an intersection, Murray Road and Chater Road (right side of the map). After making it across after a waiting for 2-3 mins for the light to change, I reach a pedestrian footbridge (most footbridges do not have elevators) that takes you over Connaught Road. Crossing that gives you a spectacular view of both Wan Chai and Central. 

Edinburgh Place has wider sidewalks but has no street furniture and street trees to shelter pedestrians from the elements. After doing several detours because of construction where afterwards I find the sidewalks were closed due to construction. There were no detour signs to say where to go. After turning back I headed back I made it to Lung Wo Street and Edinburgh Place. 

Overall the experience was a negative one. As this was my first time taking this route, I was lost right from the beginning. With little street furniture and street trees, the sidewalk is uninviting especially in the heat of summer. Major roads literally cuts community in half. Pedestrian bridges do not improve connectivity between destinations. Sidewalks are wide, but many go nowhere. Many intersections are difficult to cross due to the high vehicular speed and numerous traffic lights with different frequencies. So the whole journey took almost 15 mins, where it could easily take five. 

So what can we learn from my example? Several items comes to mind. 

1. Pedestrians must yield to vehicles: This was a surprising observation, given that there are so many pedestrians in Hong Kong, and there is rarely a sidewalk without at least a few pedestrians. As there are many more pedestrians than motor vehicles on any given intersection, you would think that pedestrians would have the right of way just due to the sheer number of people inconvenienced to allow cars through. But in such a high density city like Hong Kong, I found out that this behaviour is not only a learned behaviour as a culture, but also a necessity. If drivers were to yield to every single pedestrian, cars would never be able to go anywhere, and there would be perpetual gridlock. In western cities, this would never occur since there just isn't enough pedestrians to cause a mobility impediment to cars, and so in that case, pedestrians could have the right of way.

2. Pedestrian Tunnels aid in pedestrian control: Most, if not all MTR stations have at least some form of pedestrian tunnel or bridge linking either a housing estate, mall, or office tower. This is certainly nothing new of course (ie PATH system in Toronto). Jane Jacobs was never a fan of these tunnels as they did not contribute to the vibrancy of the pedestrian environment. Most Asian cities are a different beast however. These tunnels are a necessity in order to move people about as most sidewalks in Hong Kong have reached past over capacity. Take Causeway Bay, home to the world's highest commercial rent and some of the most crowded intersections in the city. Home to several large-scale shopping malls, it is pedestrianism gone extreme. Each mall and large office block are connected by a dozen tunnels that just spiral out of the station. And even then, sidewalks are unbearably crowded.

3. Newer development does not contribute to public realm: with private developers building these lavish new housing estates that takes up several blocks, the original road network becomes disentangled. The streets are no longer inviting because these mega structures look inward and not outwards. The pedestrian environment becomes stark and sterile. There are no places to go to other than malls within the podiums of these housing estates. Public transportation, or even driving, becomes necessary because gone are the days of walking to the corner market for groceries. Planning in Hong Kong has become westernized, and in a very detrimental way.

The future of Hong Kong does not seem as bright as one would think. True, more people are being crammed into these housing estates with dozens of 50+ storey residential towers, but at what cost? 

The Joys of Flying

I have tried to explain to friends and coworkers that flying to Asia should be done at least once in their lifetime. It's a different perspective in culture, society, etiquette, and urbanity compared to our usual western culture of consumerism. People often ask as a follow up, "how long is the flight?" I tell them it is typically a 15.5 hour flight. The response varies but the general consensus is a resounding "yikes". The flight can be tedious. Ok I can't under estimate it. It IS tedious. It is the kind of tedious that can make you cry for your mom. It can make you scream (or sleep) in agony. Your butt becomes sore then becomes painless due to the numbness.

So the next question is, what do you do when you are on the plane for 15 hours? So here is what I did pretty much by the hour on my flight from Toronto to Hong Kong. It is so riveting that I highly recommend everyone to do the same.

Hour 1: Refreshments, Read, and Nap

Hour 2: Lunch and more refreshments, and Read

Hour 3: Read and Nap

Hour 4: Read and Nap

Hour 5: Walk, Read and Nap

Hour 6: Walk and Read

Hour 7: Nap

Hour 8: Mr. Noodles as snack, more refreshments, and watching two boring episodes of Portlandia.

Hour 9: Read and Nap

Hour 10: Read and Nap

Hour 11: Walk and Read

Hour 12: Walk and Nap and new found appreciation for Franco white rap artists Ale Dee

Hour 13: Read

Hour 14: Breakfast!

Hour 15: Cabin pressure causes my ear to almost explode.

Hour 16: Arrived in Hong Kong

So as a seasoned traveler who has done the Trans-Pacific flight more times than I want to admit, here are a few tips:

1. You ain't going anywhere once you board the plane. Just quit screaming like a baby and deal with it.

2. Buy snacks like timbits and cookies. Depending on the airline, they will feed you well, but the odd snack will assure you that you are not in prison. What I also did in Hong Kong coming home, was to buy fried rice as a take out. That way, you can eat whenever you want on the plane, and you can make other passengers grossly jealous.

3. Buying bottles of water is a must. Depending on the airline they will provide cups or even entire bottles. I buy a bottle or two to keep myself hydrated, and in the situation that the air crew does not offer water. A five hour flight may be short to not be an issue, but a 12+ hour flight will be excessively long. Dry nostrils and throat is very common. Buy after going through security.

4. Walk around the plane (when not in turbulence of course) to loosen your joints and improve posture. Also makes you sane.

5. Wear comfortable clothes. You aren't going to win an award as the best dressed passenger so save your designer polo shirt and denim at your destination. During this trip I actually wore house slippers. Its so comfortable to not constrain your feet into shoes.

6. Entertain yourself. Remember those poor dogs who are thrown into dog kennels along with a toy and is forced to entertain themselves for hours while the master goes to work or shopping? Well that's you on the plane! Now you know what that Chester, or Spot, or Gertrude the lab feels like!

Well thats it. Now you are prepared to go to Hong Kong and/or Tokyo. Now Go!